33 Funny waste quotes

• I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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  budgeting, even, fact, finance, humor, i, joke, million, money, opportunity, personal, personal finance, self-deprecating, spending, waste, year

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  2 months ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

• I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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  2 months ago

  again, back, distraction, habit, humor, i, just, lot, phone, pick, procrastination, putting, time, time-wasting, waste, wasting

• Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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  2 months ago

  efficiency, humor, me, technology, time, waste, wasting

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management

• A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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  2 months ago

  advice, bees, better, explaining, fly, honey, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, man, metaphor, once, patience, said, shit, time, waste, wisdom, wise

• While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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  2 months ago

  away, comparison, doing, humor, i, irony, life, same, sarcasm, self-deprecating, thing, waste, wasting, witty

• Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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  2 months ago

  anthropomorphism, dinner, event, food, food waste, gala, grow, humor, i, satire, shrimp, want, waste

• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, dating, failure, humor, love, make-up, makeup, relationship, waste

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