Funny quotes waste

17 Funny waste quotes

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

4 weeks ago

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

2 months ago

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

2 months ago

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

3 months ago

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

3 months ago

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

3 months ago

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

3 months ago

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

3 months ago

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

3 months ago

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

3 months ago

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

3 months ago

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

3 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

3 months ago

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

3 months ago

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

3 months ago

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

3 months ago