28 Funny waste quotes — Wordgag ツ

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

1 month ago1 month ago

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

1 month ago1 month ago

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

2 months ago2 months ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

3 months ago3 months ago

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

3 months ago3 months ago

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

3 months ago3 months ago

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

5 months ago5 months ago

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

5 months ago5 months ago

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Mar 17, 2025

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Feb 25, 2025

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Jan 26, 2025

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Jan 26, 2025

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Jan 26, 2025

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Jan 25, 2025

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Jan 25, 2025

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Jan 25, 2025