19 Funny waste quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

  Commentary:
  "Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Time is precious, waste it wisely.

  Commentary:
  "Time is like a limited edition chocolate – savor it, enjoy it, and make sure you don't accidentally drop it on the floor. Because let's face it, no one wants to waste precious time picking up a chocolate-covered mess… unless it's a really good chocolate!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

  Commentary:
  🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending cycle of dishwashing – a true test of our endurance and dedication to cleanliness 🧼♻️ It's like Groundhog Day, but with plates and forks! They must be wondering why we keep giving them such a thorough spa treatment only for them to be filled with food crumbs shortly after 🍽️🚿 #DishLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that dining out was just a fancy way of indirectly feeding the porcelain throne? 🤔🚽💸 Next time you treat yourself to a meal, remember, you're just investing in the plumbing system! 😂🍽️ #FoodForThought"

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