Funny zero quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

  Commentary:
  “Living proof that ‘Netflix and chill’ can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

  Commentary:
  “When she’s giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

  Commentary:
  “Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄”

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