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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.
At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.
Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.
1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Commentary:
"By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Commentary:
"Feeling like weekends are on a strict diet these days, huh? 📆🤣 Maybe they need a cheat day or two! #WeekendWarrior"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
3 months ago
Share →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Commentary:
"Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"
3 months ago
Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Commentary:
"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"
4 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊"
4 months ago
Share →: After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"
5 months ago
Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"
5 months ago
Share →: 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Commentary:
"Because by the time you reach 30, you've already paid enough in sleepless nights and adulting struggles to deserve some caffeine grace ☕️😂 Who's with me on this adulting perk?"