42 Funny 30 quotes

• My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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  5 minutes ago

  30, body, confusion, doing, exhaustion, humor, i, know, pretending, self-deprecation, tired, water

• They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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  51 minutes ago

  20, 30, 40, 9, age, bedtime, humor, i, know, lifestyle, midnight, new, night, party, say, time

• You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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  24 hours ago

  25, 30, 40, adult, age, am, ambition, before, financial, financial pressure, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, pressure, rich, right, stress, want, wealth, young, young adult

• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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  2 weeks ago

  20, 30, age, aging, appearance, beauty, better, humor, i, lifestyle, money, people, reason, think, wealth

• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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  2 months ago

  3, 30, add, day, every, exaggeration, exercise, game, humor, i, management, minutes, miss, next, procrastination, run, running, time, time management, tomorrow, truly, weeks, workout

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  2 months ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  2 months ago

  30, break, chore, chores, humor, i, laziness, management, minutes, procrastination, time, time management

• The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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  2 months ago

  30, credit, credit score, debt, economy, finance, giving, humor, irony, money, people, score

• By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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  2 months ago

  30, addiction, advice, age, age 30, guessing, home, humor, life, life advice, lifestyle, routine, second, settled, should, work, works

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

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