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27 Funny 30 quotes
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
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Mar 19, 2025
Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.
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Mar 18, 2025
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
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Mar 18, 2025
Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.
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Mar 10, 2025
After 25, you’re pretty much 30.
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Feb 25, 2025
That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
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Feb 3, 2025
50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.
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Jan 29, 2025
Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.
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Jan 28, 2025
1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.
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Jan 28, 2025
Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.
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Jan 27, 2025
I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.
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Jan 26, 2025
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to
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Jan 26, 2025
It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
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Jan 26, 2025
Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.
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Jan 25, 2025
At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.
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Jan 25, 2025
Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.
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Jan 25, 2025
Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.
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Jan 25, 2025
You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.
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Jan 25, 2025
So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?
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Jan 23, 2025
At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
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Jan 23, 2025
“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?
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Jan 22, 2025
Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
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Jan 22, 2025
Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
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Jan 21, 2025
Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.
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Jan 21, 2025
Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
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Jan 21, 2025
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