34 Funny 30 quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

  Commentary:
  And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

  Commentary:
  Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

  Commentary:
  First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

  Commentary:
  "By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like weekends are on a strict diet these days, huh? 📆🤣 Maybe they need a cheat day or two! #WeekendWarrior"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  "Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"

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