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28 Funny 30 quotes

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

2 weeks ago

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

1 month ago

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

1 month ago

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

1 month ago

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

2 months ago

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

3 months ago

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

3 months ago

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

3 months ago

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

3 months ago

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

3 months ago

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

3 months ago

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

3 months ago

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

3 months ago

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

3 months ago

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

3 months ago

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

3 months ago

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

3 months ago

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

3 months ago

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

3 months ago

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

3 months ago

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

3 months ago

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

3 months ago

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

3 months ago

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

3 months ago