12 Funny apartment quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

  Commentary:
  Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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