14 Funny apparently quotes

• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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  6 days ago

  apparently, beautiful, beautiful Latina, dating, dating problem, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, latina, problem, weakness

• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  7 days ago

  apparently, away, humor, ignore, ignoring, lesson, life, life lesson, problem, problems, truth

• Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, appear, clutter, cupboard, extra, humor, kitchen, leave, lid, lids, nowhere, organization, storage, too, Tupperware

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, communication, culture, forehead, humor, interaction, internet, internet culture, intro, poke, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction, someone, start, talking, yell, yelling

• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, balls, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, relief, stress, stress balls, stress relief, throwing, workplace

• Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, baby, eat, family, humor, laziness, lot, me, means, nephew, new, personality, resemblance, sleep, wants

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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  1 week ago

  am, apparently, back, cat, dissatisfaction, fancy, food, household, humor, i, irony, job, luxury, matter, new, owner, pet, reason, rent, shopping, store, unhappy

• Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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  1 week ago

  anything, apparently, communication, culture, guys, hear, humor, internet, internet culture, media, online, say, social, social media

• There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, big, big cat, case, casual, cat, coolers, cougar, cougar warning, humor, i, just, misunderstanding, neighborhood, neighborhood safety, nothing, safety, warning, wine, wine coolers

• Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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  1 week ago

  absence, apparently, boss, coming, excuse, honesty, humor, i, just, reason, today, unemployment, want, why, work, workplace

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