163 Funny around quotes

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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  1 month ago

  around, bee, bees, butterfly, buzz, compliment, flattery, flower, humor, i, me, nature, playful, sorry, sweet, thought

• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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  2 months ago

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• They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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  2 months ago

  around, britney, Britney Spears, celebrity, harder, here, humor, me, monitor, monitoring, oversight, spears, surveillance

• What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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  2 months ago

  around, dopamine, feel, feeling, frustration, girl, here, high, humor

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

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• My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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  2 months ago

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• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

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• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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  2 months ago

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• Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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  2 months ago

  around, awkward, awkward question, bug, crawl, funny request, humor, i, over, playful, question, request

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