My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. Posted on5 days ago
Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. Posted on1 week ago
I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees. Posted on1 week ago
Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs. Posted on1 week ago
I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do. Posted on1 week ago
I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time. Posted on1 week ago
I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long. Posted on1 week ago
Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. Posted on1 week ago