12 Funny bet quotes

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don't like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025