Funny quotes bet

13 Funny bet quotes

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

2 months ago

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

2 months ago

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

2 months ago

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

2 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

2 months ago

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

3 months ago

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

3 months ago

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

3 months ago

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

3 months ago

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

3 months ago

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

3 months ago

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

3 months ago