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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via Instagram:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Just landed via Facebook:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Just landed via Instagram:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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38 shares on Discord this month:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

18 shares on Slack this month:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You are the Monday of my life.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Going viral on Threads:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Making waves on TikTok:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Just shared via Telegram:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Seen just now on Threads:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Going viral on Instagram:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Going bananas on Reddit:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Shared recently on WeChat:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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