37 Funny check quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "If a teenager says 'sure' without arguing, consider it a red flag – they might have been upgraded to the latest model. Android 2.0: now with advanced compliance settings and improved battery life!" 🤣👾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'pants panic' strikes again! 🙈👖 Just doing a quick spot check to ensure we're not accidentally starring in our own version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' in a very modern setting! 😂 #PantsCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

  Commentary:
  "Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you have a passport to keep tabs on? Passport-checking: the latest travel workout trend! 💼✈️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

  Commentary:
  "When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

  Commentary:
  "From party animal to laundry aficionado 🌧️🧺 Who knew adulthood would hit harder than a hangover? 💃🏻 #LaundryOverLateNights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

  Commentary:
  "🎅🎄 Checking your elf is the ultimate holiday to-do list item! 📋 Don't let an elf oversight cause a shelf catastrophe – the stakes are high in Shelf Management this Christmas season! 🧝🧐 #ElfOnTheShelf #HolidayPrep"

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