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91 Funny daily quotes
Funny daily quotes shine a light on the hilarious routines, mishaps, and mini-meltdowns we experience every single day! ππ Whether itβs struggling to get out of bed, pretending coffee is a personality, or wondering how it’s only Tuesday, these quotes remind us that the daily grind is full of comedy gold. Because letβs face it β if we donβt laugh at our daily chaos, who will? πβπ
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- I wish I had the determination of my wife, whoβs still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.
- Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
- I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
- Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.
- Welcome to adulthood: youβre not hungover, itβs just Tuesday.
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- Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
- All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
- Going to work has backfired on me so many times.
- Welcome to adulthood: youβre not exhausted, youβre just awake. Have a nice day.
- An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.
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