193 Funny daily quotes

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  2 weeks ago

  attraction, best, brand, city, city life, daily, daily life, dating, day, every, hot, hot woman, hottest, humor, life, literally, new, NYC, single, woman

• Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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  2 weeks ago

  advent, advent calendar, affection, calendar, daily, day, every, humor, me, metaphor, open, open up, relationship, surprise, want

• WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, exercise, great, home, humor, realize, routine, steps, walking, WFH, work, work from home

• Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, daily, daily grind, day, frustration, grind, hamster, hamster wheel, humor, life, monotony, nowhere, repetition, routine, sarcasm, wheel, work, work life

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, artist, daily, daily habit, day, exaggeration, habit, i, listen, listening, literally, me, music, never, special, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, talent, telling, times, wrapped

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  4 weeks ago

  analogy, carrying, daily, daily life, habit, humor, lantern, life, modern, modern habit, phone, room, technology, Victorian, Victorian woman, woman

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  4 weeks ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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  4 weeks ago

  daily, daily habit, fine, guy, habit, humor, i, moderation, smoking, think, weed

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  4 weeks ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 month ago

  adult, always, being, chore, cleaning, daily, daily chore, day, gone, i, kitchen, matter, never, responsibility, takeout, thing

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