Funny quotes daily

64 Funny daily quotes

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

2 weeks ago

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

1 month ago

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

1 month ago

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

1 month ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

1 month ago

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

1 month ago

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

1 month ago

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

1 month ago

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

2 months ago

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

2 months ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

2 months ago

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

2 months ago

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

2 months ago

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

2 months ago

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

2 months ago