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64 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Posted on6 months ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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