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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

2 weeks ago

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

1 month ago

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

1 month ago

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

1 month ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

1 month ago

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

3 months ago

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

3 months ago

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

3 months ago

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

3 months ago

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

3 months ago

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

3 months ago

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

3 months ago

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

3 months ago

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

3 months ago

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

3 months ago

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

3 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

3 months ago

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

3 months ago