73 Funny embarrassment quotes

• Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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  1 month ago

  adult, crush, dating, embarrassing, embarrassment, forging, having, hobby, humor, learn, literally, maturity, old, self-improvement, sword, sword forging, too

• Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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  2 months ago

  automotive, car, cars, classic, classic car, embarrassment, humor, muscle, muscle car, Mustang, name, nostalgia, remember

• No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, ask, awkwardness, back, debt, embarrassment, finance, money, own, personal, personal finance, repayment, social, social anxiety, uncomfortable

• Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, embarrassment, hole, knows, nobody, place, public, public place, secret, sock, station, train, train station

• The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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  2 months ago

  after, alley, back, bowling, bowling alley, bumper, embarrassment, except, game, humor, i, knock, me, pin, shame, sit, walk, walk of shame, walking, zero, zero pin

• The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, eating, embarrassing, embarrassment, food, humor, i, just, kind, spend, thinking, time

• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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  2 months ago

  apology, appointment, appointments, call, calls, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, fog, health, lift, mental, mental health, miss, phone, phone call, return, sometimes, tour, whole

• I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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  2 months ago

  after, am, anxiety, embarrassed, embarrassment, i, life, media, posting, reason, self-consciousness, social, social media, why

• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  2 months ago

  act, advice, around, comedy, confidence, disguise, embarrassment, etiquette, face, farting, funny tips, humor, humor advice, just, key, loud, natural, people, prank, quick, social, social etiquette, tips

• Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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  2 months ago

  automatic, automatic door, delay, door, door delay, doors, dumb, embarrassment, enough, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, impatience, life, me, open, social, social embarrassment

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