49 Funny embarrassment quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷‍♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

  Commentary:
  🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

  Commentary:
  "Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"

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