79 Funny end quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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