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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.
I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.
At the end of the day, the day is going to end.
At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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5 months ago
Share →: Man, these end times are taking forever.

Commentary:
"Seriously, even the end times are procrastinating now? ⏳😂 Hang in there, we'll get there eventually! 🌌✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Commentary:
"Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"
5 months ago
Share →: At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Commentary:
"Friendship level: Expert! 🙌👻 When your pals understand that your ghosting moments are just your way of becoming a mysterious legend. Who needs a seance when you've got friends like these! 😂👻 #GhostingPro"
5 months ago
Share →: December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Commentary:
Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues
5 months ago
Share →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Commentary:
"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! 😂💀 #LifeGoals #YOLO"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Commentary:
"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"
5 months ago
Share →: 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Commentary:
"Looks like those turkeys just can't stay out of trouble! 🦃🚓 Maybe they're just too used to living life on the edge of the Thanksgiving table. Watch out for these repeat offenders… they might just be planning their next great escape! 🤣 #turkeytrouble"
5 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Commentary:
"Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"