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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.
That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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3 months ago
Share →: Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Commentary:
"When your relationship reaches Taylor Swift level drama, it's like you're living in your very own country music ballad. Just remember, there's no shame in belting out those lyrics and pretending you're in your own music video – complete with the dramatic breakup scene and inevitable revenge plot twist!"
3 months ago
Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Commentary:
"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"
3 months ago
Share →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
4 months ago
Share →: If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern approach to romance – block first, ask questions later! Who needs love letters when you can have a solid block list instead? Follow for more tips on how to keep your heart safe and your social media drama-free!"
4 months ago
Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess
4 months ago
Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Commentary:
"Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It's like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Commentary:
"Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the 'let them eat cake' vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes"