96 Funny head quotes

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  2 weeks ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, fire, head, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, never, nonchalant, personality, self-awareness, soul, unfortunately, well

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

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• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  2 months ago

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• People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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  2 months ago

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• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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  2 months ago

  aggression, coffee, drinking, frowned, frustration, head, hitting, humor, over, people, sarcasm, shovel, upon, violence

• If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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  2 months ago

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• Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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  2 months ago

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• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  2 months ago

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