94 Funny head quotes

Funny head quotes 🤪 are like little bursts of joy for your brain, providing the perfect blend of wit and wisdom to tickle your funny bone 🎉. Whether you’re having a bad hair day or just need a giggle break, these quirky snippets are sure to make you grin from ear to ear 😄. Dive into a world where humor and headspace collide, creating a laughter-filled escape from the mundane! 😂✨

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅

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