68 Funny head quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

  Commentary:
  "That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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  Commentary:
  🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

  Commentary:
  "When your champagne dreams are on a soda budget! 😅🥂💸 #ManifestingMultipleIncomes"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

  Commentary:
  "Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

  Commentary:
  "When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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