74 Funny head quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

  Commentary:
  When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

  Commentary:
  The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

  Commentary:
  When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

  Commentary:
  Can't blame the Wi-Fi for my brain's 24/7 chatroom! 🤯🗯️😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: If I shake my head any harder, it might just unscrew! 🤔🤣 #SelfDisapprovalChamp"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

  Commentary:
  "That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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  Commentary:
  🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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