97 Funny head quotes

• No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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  3 hours ago

  age, bonk, Christmas, empty, fun, gift, head, holiday, humor, old, over, playful, someone, still, thing, tradition, tube, wrapping, wrapping tube

• I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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  7 hours ago

  calm, conflict, face, frustration, head, humor, i, irony, punch, thoughts, times

• A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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  10 hours ago

  haunted, haunted house, head, house, humor, inside, introspection, just, loneliness, mental, mental state, mind, own, self, spooky, state

• You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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  16 hours ago

  bucket, bucket list, comparison, head, humor, i, life, life perspective, list, perspective, same

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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  17 hours ago

  conversation, conversations, distraction, focus, got, half, head, loud, mind, missed, moment, music, relatable, restart, song, too

• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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  18 hours ago

  excellent, head, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, point, sarcasm, self, self-talk, talk, voice, voices

• “I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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  21 hours ago

  anxiety, creating, fluency, head, humor, imagination, overthinking, scenario, self-awareness, worst-case, worst-case scenario

• I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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  1 day ago

  email, funny phrase, head, hope, humor, i, phrase, wordplay

• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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  1 day ago

  dialogue, head, humor, internal, internal dialogue, me, much, self, self-doubt, starting, think, voice

• You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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  2 days ago

  confused, confusion, dog, feel, funny observation, head, head tilt, humor, i, know, looks, observation, people, sound, strange, talking, tilt

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