83 Funny head quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

  Commentary:
  Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

  Commentary:
  When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

  Commentary:
  Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

  Commentary:
  I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

  Commentary:
  Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

  Commentary:
  My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

  Commentary:
  When my inner voice decides to pick a fight, I end up giving the silent treatment to the air. 😤🗣️💭

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

  Commentary:
  Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

  Commentary:
  When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂

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