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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

2 weeks ago

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

1 month ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

1 month ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

1 month ago

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

1 month ago

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

1 month ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

2 months ago

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

2 months ago

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

2 months ago

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

3 months ago

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

3 months ago

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

3 months ago