3511 Funny i quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

  Commentary:
  "True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! 😂🚗🍷"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

  Commentary:
  🐑😂 "When in doubt, always consult the oracle… or the sheep! #AIWisdom"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

  Commentary:
  😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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