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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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Trending via Twitch:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Just landed via Messenger:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Just shared via X:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Just shared via Threads:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Spotted on X:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Just landed via Twitch:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Funny lot quotes are your go-to pick-me-ups when you need a giggle or a cheeky smile 😂. These gems add a splash of humor to your day, turning ordinary moments into laugh-out-loud memories 🤣. Whether you’re swapping stories with friends or just need a lighthearted break, these witty lines will keep you chuckling 🤭. Dive into the world of quirky perspectives and see how laughter truly is the best medicine for any mood 🌟!

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Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Commentary:
Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
5 days ago
Share →: The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
6 days ago
Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Commentary:
Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
6 days ago
Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
6 days ago
Share →: I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! 🤑💸
6 days ago
Share →: I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Commentary:
Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
7 days ago
Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
1 week ago
Share →: I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Commentary:
I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
1 week ago
Share →: I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Commentary:
When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺"
1 week ago
Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Just shared via Telegram:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Trending via WeChat:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Trending via Slack:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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