115 Funny lot quotes

• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  16 hours ago

  chicken, food, food humor, grocery, grocery store, humor, hunt, lot, parking, parking lot, ready, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, shopping humor, store, thrill, waiting

• Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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  17 hours ago

  apparently, even, finance, financial, financial problem, going, humor, i, issue, just, life, life struggle, lot, money, money issue, need, personal, personal finance, problem, struggle, through

• I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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  21 hours ago

  commentary, enough, hate, humor, i, irony, lot, slut-shame, slutty, social, social commentary

• Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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  21 hours ago

  compliment, humor, improvement, lot, me, means, people, people pleaser, pleaser, recovering, self, self-improvement, someone, strict, today

• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  23 hours ago

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

• You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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  23 hours ago

  90s, attraction, culture, dating, girl, humor, identity, lot, most, music, nostalgia, personality, pop, pop culture, relationship, someone, spice, Spice Girl, tell

• After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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  1 day ago

  actually, after, chore, cross, daily, daily life, dish, dishes, experience, household, household task, humor, i, life, list, lot, never, task, to-do, to-do list, washing, washing dish

• I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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  1 day ago

  airport, humor, i, late, lateness, lot, places, punctuality, travel

• My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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  1 day ago

  alone, awkward, awkward situation, college, ex, gf, girlfriend, humor, i, just, lot, means, reason, relationship, situation, story, talk, where

• Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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  1 day ago

  adulting, debt, finance, humor, i, joke, just, last, lot, money, mortgage, mortgage payment, paying, payment, sarcasm, still, yay

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