114 Funny lot quotes

• Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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  5 hours ago

  communication, confusion, everyone, good, horse, horses, humor, idea, keep, lot, nodding, sense, telling, true, year

• Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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  5 hours ago

  anyone, beginning, Christmas, holiday, humor, lot, noticed, observation, question, season

• Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, ambition, aspiration, childhood, ever, girl, humor, i, little, lot, money, wanted, woman

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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  1 month ago

  am, humor, i, interaction, laundry, lot, media, online, online interaction, post, posting, social, social media, timeline

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  1 month ago

  alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed

• Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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  2 months ago

  calls, cheese, cooking, food, humor, life, lot, mistake, mistakes, recipe

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, doing, fashion, humor, i, laundry, life, lot, procrastination, someone, wear

• Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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  2 months ago

  actually, easier, endurance, exercise, fitness, humor, just, lot, masochism, motivation, pain, running

• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants

• Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, doing, ending, even, humor, irony, laziness, lot, love, motivation, plans, procrastination, productivity, things, wanting, yay

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