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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.
Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.
Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.
I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.
I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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1 week ago
Share →: I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Commentary:
"I'm not surprised, some of these posts definitely come with a 'Do Not Escape' plan! 🕵️‍♀️🚔🏃‍♂️"
1 week ago
Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
4 weeks ago
Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Commentary:
"Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"
1 month ago
Share →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Commentary:
"Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂
2 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Commentary:
When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
2 months ago
Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Commentary:
"Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"
2 months ago
Share →: A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Commentary:
"Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction"
2 months ago
Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"