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49 Funny lot quotes

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025
You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025
Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025
If liars' pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025
Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
You misunderstood me. I said I was a "bawler," not a "baller." You know, someone who cries a lot.

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025