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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Making waves on Twitch:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Spotted on Slack:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Trending via Facebook:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Going viral on Facebook:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Funny loved quotes bring a burst of laughter and heartwarming vibes to your day! 😂❤️ Whether you’re celebrating romance or friendship, these witty gems remind us that love isn’t always serious—it’s full of silly moments and playful twists. Ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort? Let’s dive into the lighter side of love that everyone can relate to! 💕🤣 #LoveAndLaughter

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Live now on Messenger:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Shared recently on X:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Seen just now on Facebook:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Reported on Threads:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Making waves on Telegram:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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