Commentary:
"Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable π
πΈ Just make sure you don't have too many 'accidents' or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor"
1901 Funny me quotes
If you can stand me, you deserve me!
No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.
If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.
My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.
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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, βhot dogs! hot dogs!β over and over again? Thatβs me, looking for hot dogs.
Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountβs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
Commentary:
πΈπ‘ "In order to protect your precious bank account from the dangers of impulsive spending, why not enlist the services of a wise old bridge troll? Their riddles will keep your wallet safe and your budget in check! Just remember, if the answer to the riddle is 'buy now, buy later, or buy never,' maybe reconsider that purchase! ππ§ββοΈ"
Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.
When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
Please donβt ask me to repeat myself. I wasnβt listening either.
Commentary:
"Well, the conversation might have been going in one ear and out the other, but at least there was a smooth flow π! Who needs to repeat when both parties are in their own world π? It's like a mutual telepathic agreement of selective hearing π! Just nod and smile, folks, nod and smile ππ!"