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"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! π§ββοΈπ€£π©²"
116 Funny myself quotes
Funny myself quotes highlight those moments when you realize youβre the star of your own comedy show! ππββοΈ Whether it’s overthinking a simple situation, being your own worst critic, or laughing at your own weird habits, these quotes remind us that sometimes the funniest moments come from just being ourselves. After all, who else is going to make fun of you better than you? πππ
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- I donβt weigh myself because most scales donβt know how heavy all the grudges Iβm holding onto are.
- Itβs okay, facial recognition. I donβt recognize myself anymore either.
- Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.
- I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside youβll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
- Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.
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Share β: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro π πΈ #FinancialAcrobat" -
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"When you're the CEO of your own drama club! ππ #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain" -
Share β: βI could see myself living here,β I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! ππ βοΈ" -
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"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast π½οΈ or I'm accidentally fasting π. Balance, right? π #ChefOrCaveman" -
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"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! π€ΈββοΈπ₯π " -
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"Sure money canβt buy happiness, but Iβm ready to rent a smile or two! πΈπ #WillingToExperiment" -
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"Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! π΅οΈββοΈπ₯ππ #Oops" -
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"When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! ππ" -
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"BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! β³ππ"
Top Funny Myself Quotes π₯
- People on Facebook be like βcan anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?β
- βI canβt possibly lose this if I put it hereβ I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
- When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
- Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.
- Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.
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