171 Funny myself quotes

Funny myself quotes highlight those moments when you realize you’re the star of your own comedy show! 😂💁‍♂️ Whether it’s overthinking a simple situation, being your own worst critic, or laughing at your own weird habits, these quotes remind us that sometimes the funniest moments come from just being ourselves. After all, who else is going to make fun of you better than you? 😆🙃🎭

171 Funny myself quotes - I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself…

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself…

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🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!

171 Funny myself quotes - The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury…

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury…

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Ah, the eternal pondering of a mind constantly questioning its own actions! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ It's like having a personal jury living rent-free in your brain, passing judgment on every decision from what to have for breakfast to how to style your socks. Just imagine the jury members in there furiously scribbling notes while you debate the important issues like laundry day or nap time. 🧦💭 Remember, in the courtroom of self, always aim