18 Funny pet behavior quotes — Wordgag ツ

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

5 days ago5 days ago

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

2 months ago2 months ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

2 months ago2 months ago

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

2 months ago2 months ago

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

2 months ago2 months ago

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

3 months ago3 months ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

6 months ago

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Jan 28, 2025

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Jan 28, 2025

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Jan 26, 2025

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Jan 23, 2025

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Jan 23, 2025

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Jan 21, 2025

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Jan 20, 2025