Funny quotes pet behavior

Funny pet behavior quotes

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

3 months ago

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

3 months ago

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

3 months ago

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

3 months ago