72 Funny prank quotes

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  2 months ago

  act, advice, around, comedy, confidence, disguise, embarrassment, etiquette, face, farting, funny tips, humor, humor advice, just, key, loud, natural, people, prank, quick, social, social etiquette, tips

• So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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  2 months ago

  1, call, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, English, got, humor, i, language, me, phone, phone call, prank, press, said, telemarketer, told, understand

• Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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  2 months ago

  acting, animal, animal prank, big, closet, clothes, clothing, costume, crawl, humor, impersonation, insect, last, me, night, prank, saw, spider, trying, wardrobe

• If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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  2 months ago

  alone, customer, customer service, employee, help, humor, interaction, joke, leave, living, prank, reason, respond, response, service, shopping, social, social interaction, something, store, store employee

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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  2 months ago

  AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom

• Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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  2 months ago

  amount, boss, day, five, give, high, high five, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, job, joke, motivation, motivational, motivational prank, office, office humor, prank, workplace, workplace joke

• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, butter, crime, drink, feeding, food, funny scenario, giving, humor, joke, nothing, peanut, peanut butter, prank, sandwich, scenario, should, someone, story, thirst, true

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  2 months ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

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