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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.
If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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3 months ago
Share →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
3 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"
3 months ago
Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"
3 months ago
Share →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Commentary:
"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"
3 months ago
Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "The eternal debate: Are public pajamas a fashion faux pas or a bold declaration of comfort supremacy? 🛌💁‍♂️ Either way, these pajama pioneers are truly keeping us on our toes… or should I say, on our slippers! 🦶👖 #PajamaParty"
5 months ago
Share →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Commentary:
"Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Commentary:
🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Commentary:
"Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"