42 Funny public quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.
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  5 months ago

  View →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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