346 Funny say quotes

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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• Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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• Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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  conversation, drink, fun, humor, much, party, say, socializing, too, whiskey

• My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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  delivery, email, emails, excitement, favorite, notification, ones, order, say, shipment, shopping

• Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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• You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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  ask, breakfast, coffee, conversation, daily, daily routine, eating, girl, humor, i, routine, say

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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  accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe

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