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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Just landed via Instagram:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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18 Funny serious quotes

Funny serious quotes bring a perfect blend of wit and wisdom 😂🤓 that make you pause and chuckle at the same time. Whether you’re in need of a clever pick-me-up or just love clever wordplay, these gems add a splash of humor to life’s serious moments 🎭✨. Get ready to smile, think, and maybe even share a laugh or two! 😄💬

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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3 weeks ago

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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4 weeks ago

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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1 month ago

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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2 months ago

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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2 months ago

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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2 months ago

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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2 months ago

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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2 months ago

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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2 months ago

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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2 months ago

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44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Going viral on Slack:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Just landed via X:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Going viral on Facebook:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Seen just now on Slack:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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