15 Funny serious quotes — Wordgag ツ

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

2 months ago2 months ago

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

2 months ago2 months ago

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

4 months ago4 months ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Feb 25, 2025

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Jan 27, 2025

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Jan 26, 2025

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Jan 23, 2025

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Jan 21, 2025

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Jan 21, 2025

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Jan 20, 2025