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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.
You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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1 month ago
Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
4 months ago
Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for coffee ☕️🙌! Without it, I'd be a walking disaster waiting to happen – imagine a world where I can't even function without a caffeine boost, society would be in for a wild ride! Stay safe out there, folks 😅☕️ #CoffeeLover"
5 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Commentary:
"Trying to be serious, but your smile decides to crash the party like a rebel without a cause 😄🙈 It's like your face has a mind of its own! Keep it together, smile, we'll deal with you later! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Commentary:
When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed