Funny serious quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

  Commentary:
  "Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩‍⚖️📜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for coffee ☕️🙌! Without it, I'd be a walking disaster waiting to happen – imagine a world where I can't even function without a caffeine boost, society would be in for a wild ride! Stay safe out there, folks 😅☕️ #CoffeeLover"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be serious, but your smile decides to crash the party like a rebel without a cause 😄🙈 It's like your face has a mind of its own! Keep it together, smile, we'll deal with you later! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

  Commentary:
  When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed

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