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Funny serious quotes

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he's the one who wanted a serious relationship.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025