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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Share →: They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Imagine the chaos at the Oscars with a new category for Best Super Sex Scene! 🎥🍿😂 Who needs traditional movie plots when you can have a blockbuster filled with nothing but steamy scenes? Talk about a must-see for date night at the cinema! 🔥💏🎬
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Share →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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🦸‍♂️ "If you're relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it's time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥"

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Just landed via WeChat:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Breaking via Messenger:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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