When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that. Posted on7 days ago
Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. Posted on1 week ago
Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts. Posted on1 week ago
Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out. Posted on2 weeks ago
Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday. Posted on2 weeks ago
Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Posted on2 weeks ago