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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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