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Funny texts quotes are the ultimate mood boosters 😂💬! Perfect for brightening up your day or spicing up conversations, these witty one-liners and clever comebacks bring laughter to your screen 📱✨. Whether you’re trolling friends or just sharing a giggle, they’re guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and keep the vibes light and playful 😜🎉. Ready to LOL nonstop? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious text banter!

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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