13 Funny texts quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

  Commentary:
  "Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

  Commentary:
  Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

  Commentary:
  🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging – where 'senior moments' become a daily adventure! 🧓📱 Don't worry, just tell them you were too busy living in the moment to remember it! 😅 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"

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