19 Funny texts quotes

• You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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  22 hours ago

  behavior, communication, die, enough, humor, leaving, life, live, messaging, modern, modern life, people, people pleaser, pleaser, read, read receipt, receipt, social, social behavior, start, text, texts

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  1 month ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  2 months ago

  after, again, blush, cute, cute moment, giggle, goodnight, i, just, late, late night, love, me, message, moment, night, over, reread, romance, said, text, texts

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  2 months ago

  again, apology, before, care, caring, humor, i, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, night, nights, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, sweet, text, texts, think, time, twice, wasting

• I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, etiquette, humor, i, love, media, message, rest, sarcasm, social, social media, solve, someone, texting, texting etiquette, texts

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, message, need, next, only, reply, social, social interaction, someone, stress, talk, text, text message, texts, time, yes

• “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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  2 months ago

  back, bar, communication, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, miscommunication, never, notification, procrastination, reading, sarcasm, smartphone, text, texting, texts

• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, call, calls, communication, communication style, humor, introvert, kind, message, paragraphs, personality, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, style, text, text message, texting, texts

• I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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  2 months ago

  family, gap, generational, generational gap, grandma, hour, humor, i, know, love, me, patience, technology, texting, texts

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