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105 Funny thought quotes

I overthink, therefore I am.

2 months ago

You are my favorite dirty thought.

2 months ago

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

3 months ago

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

3 months ago

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

3 months ago

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

3 months ago

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

3 months ago

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

3 months ago

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

3 months ago

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

3 months ago

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

3 months ago

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

3 months ago

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

3 months ago

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

3 months ago

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

3 months ago

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

3 months ago

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

3 months ago

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

3 months ago

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

3 months ago

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

3 months ago