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6 months ago
Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Commentary:
"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"
6 months ago
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
"Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"
6 months ago
Share →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Commentary:
"Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Commentary:
"Attempting the 'opposite parenting strategy' like a mad scientist? Universe be like: 'Nice try, Sherlock! Parenting puzzles are a whole different galaxy 🌌.' 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
6 months ago
Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Commentary:
Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Commentary:
"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"
6 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"