Funny quotes turned

Funny turned quotes

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

4 weeks ago

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

3 months ago

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

3 months ago

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

3 months ago

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

3 months ago

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

3 months ago

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

3 months ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

3 months ago

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

3 months ago