16 Funny turned quotes

• My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, back, face, fear, fears, humor, i, phone, procrastination, said, should, therapist, therapy, turned

• I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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  2 months ago

  advice, dark, dark side, frustration, got, humor, i, Jedi, lot, patience, side, somebody, star, Star Wars, traffic, turned, wars

• “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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  2 months ago

  12, adolescence, age, bro, everything, frustration, growing, growing up, humor, i, life, life struggle, nothing, okay, sarcasm, struggle, turned

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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  2 months ago

  2012, culture, end, ending, gangnam, Gangnam Style, gold, humor, i, internet, internet joke, joke, just, meme, pop, pop culture, Psy, reason, satire, saw, say, someone, style, TikTok, turned, world, world ending

• Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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  2 months ago

  bananas, before, brag, bragging, brown, eating, fruit, healthy, healthy snack, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, self-confidence, snack, turned

• Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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  2 months ago

  20, age, always, curiosity, ever, forever, future, humor, i, Italy, Japan, long-term, someone, travel, turned, world, world travel

• They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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  2 months ago

  before, demon, eyes, humor, joke, killed, misunderstanding, paranormal, people, photograph, photography, red, stuff, supernatural, superstition, turned

• When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, expectations, harbor, humor, i, know, marriage, relationship, surprise, turned, warship

• You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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  2 months ago

  act, drink, expectation, humor, just, money, people, pressure, rejection, response, social, social pressure, tell, trying, turned

• Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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  2 months ago

  Chinese, Chinese government, energy, every, government, humor, me, morning, power, ray, sarcasm, sleepy, sleepy ray, turned, wakefulness

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