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5 days ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"
1 week ago
Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Commentary:
"Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"
4 weeks ago
Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
3 months ago
Share →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Commentary:
"Ah, the treacherous waters of marriage, where love and war collide! ⚓💔 Who knew that 'happily ever after' could sometimes feel like a battle zone? ⚔️😅 Marriage: the ultimate test of teamwork and diplomacy! 💍🚢 #RelationshipStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
5 months ago
Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"
5 months ago
Share →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Commentary:
"Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"
5 months ago
Share →: Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Commentary:
Oh, Apple, the ultimate fickle friend – brightening up your day one moment, dimming your hopes the next! 🍏✨ Can we ever crack the mystery of this elusive brightness control? Stay strong, fellow brightness wrangler – together we will navigate the shifty ways of our tech overlords! 💡🔀
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect way to unwind after a long day – because nothing says 'chill' quite like a good ol' serial killer documentary 🤯🔪 Who needs calming nature sounds when you can have murder mysteries, right? Stay creepy, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️ #UnconventionalRelaxation"