Funny turned quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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