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You tell people you're not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Mama didn't raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I've just turned it up?

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I'm naked.

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025