23 Funny visit quotes

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It's when you have money.

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025