39 Funny visit quotes

• Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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  2 hours ago

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• Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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  2 days ago

  2, days, family, family visit, growth, home, house, humor, life, parents, personal, personal growth, regression, visit

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  3 days ago

  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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  4 days ago

  chores, cleaning, coming, hour, house, humor, i, just, less, maid, me, motivation, need, once, panic-cleaning, procrastination, someone, tell, visit, visitor, week

• Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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  1 week ago

  age, borrow, borrowing, chair, chairs, Christmas, elderly, found, humor, just, loneliness, neighbor, over, own, spare, tomorrow, visit

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  4 weeks ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  1 month ago

  celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year

• Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, boring, dating, door, gesture, just, romantic, romantic gesture, rose, roses, show, surprise, surprise visit, texting, visit

• Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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  2 months ago

  car, collection, hobby, hot, Hot Wheels, humor, i, over, playful, toy, visit, wheels

• I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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  2 months ago

  best, Google, Googling, humor, i, Italy, money, time, timing, travel, vacation, visit

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