24 Funny visit quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

  Commentary:
  "Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

  Commentary:
  Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

  Commentary:
  "When is the best time to visit the Maldives? When your wallet is feeling hefty and your bank account is singing 'hallelujah! 💸☀️🏝️' It's all about that perfect timing in more ways than one! #TravelGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

  Commentary:
  🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

  Commentary:
  "Visiting Japan is like playing a real-life game of 'Mario Kart' – it's only fun when you have enough coins to fuel your adventure! 🇯🇵💰 Just remember to avoid any banana peels on the path to financial bliss in the Land of the Rising Sun!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'd love to witness the chaos and creativity that is your mis-matched sock collection! 🧦🤪 Who needs boring pairs when you can shake things up with a fun and quirky sock ensemble? Just be warned, once you see my collection, you'll never look at matching socks the same way again! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶‍♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

  Commentary:
  "Veni, vidi, selfie-ed! 📸 Conquering ancient lands or just exploring a new coffee shop? We've got to capture the moment for the 'gram, right? 😄 #ModernDayConqueror"

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