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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

3 months ago

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

3 months ago

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

3 months ago