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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

  Commentary:
  "That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

  Commentary:
  🤔🧺 "I'd say the washing machine and dryer are like a dynamic duo on the job – they spin cycles and tumble together, tackling laundry loads like a well-oiled team! But when the workday ends, do they share secrets during downtime or just ghost each other until the next shift? The mystery of laundry room friendships! 🤣👚👖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

  Commentary:
  Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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