13 Funny actual quotes

• Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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  6 days ago

  actual, button, buttons, employment, exchange, give, having, humor, insane, insanity, job, money, pressing, salary, work

• You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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  1 month ago

  actual, always, bad, bad music, behavior, criticism, ever, fan, fan behavior, fans, focus, meaning, music, music criticism, music fan, music taste, notice, song, song meaning, songs, taste, worst

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  1 month ago

  actual, break, date, even, humor, just, life, love, meet, meeting, relationship, somewhere, take, unexpected, unexpected meeting

• There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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  2 months ago

  actual, finance, humor, irony, market, movie, stock, stock market, street, wall, wall street, wolf

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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  2 months ago

  actual, call, channel, checker, create, fact, fact checker, facts, give, humor, information, just, know, media, news, sarcasm, truth, TV, TV channel, us, where, why

• Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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  2 months ago

  actual, artificial, artificial intelligence, humor, ignorance, intelligence, irony, never, replace, technology, worry

• Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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  2 months ago

  activity, actual, doing, enjoyment, fun, fun activity, humor, humor quote, i, idea, laziness, motivation, much, procrastination, reluctance, said, sarcasm

• The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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  2 months ago

  actual, anticipation, before, day, day off, fun, humor, night, prelude, relaxation, satisfaction

• It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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  2 months ago

  actual, after, always, appetite, before, dinner, food, humor, hunger, hungry, kids, mealtime, never, right

• Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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  2 months ago

  actual, appliance, dryer, friends, humor, just, machine, relationship, think, washing, washing machine, work, work friends

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