Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare. Posted on1 week ago
My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner. Posted on2 weeks ago
The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Posted on2 weeks ago
Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them. Posted on2 weeks ago
I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. Posted on2 weeks ago
So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans. Posted on2 weeks ago