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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Making waves on WeChat:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Just shared via X:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Shared recently on Reddit:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Funny appearance quotes 😄 are the perfect way to embrace our quirks and laugh at the little things that make us unique. Whether it’s a quirky hair day or a fashion misstep 👗, these quotes remind us that it’s okay to have a chuckle at ourselves. Dive into a world where humor meets self-love, and discover how a lighthearted perspective can turn any bad hair day into a comedy show 🎭. Get ready to giggle and embrace your fabulous self!

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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3 weeks ago

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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3 weeks ago

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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1 month ago

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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1 month ago

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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2 months ago

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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2 months ago

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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2 months ago

appearance, confidence, enjoy, enjoyment, humor, i, let, outdoors, people, pretty, self-love, should, today, walk
The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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2 months ago

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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2 months ago

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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2 months ago

appearance, confidence, Funny, got, growth, hot, humor, i, perfect, personal, personal growth, self, self-confidence, transformation, twenty, ugly

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36 shares on Slack this month:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

96 shares on X this month:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

95 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

71 shares on TikTok this month:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Trending via Instagram:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Live now on Pinterest:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Live now on Pinterest:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Just shared via Telegram:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Spotted on Facebook:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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