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37 Funny appearance quotes

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

2 weeks ago

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

1 month ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

1 month ago

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

1 month ago

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

1 month ago

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

1 month ago

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

1 month ago

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

2 months ago

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

3 months ago

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

3 months ago

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

3 months ago

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

3 months ago

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

3 months ago

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

3 months ago

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

3 months ago

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

3 months ago

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

3 months ago

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

3 months ago

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

3 months ago