Funny quotes appearance

36 Funny appearance quotes

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025