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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Just shared via Instagram:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Spotted on Threads:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Just shared via Instagram:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Just landed via YouTube:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Just shared via Instagram:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Spotted on Reddit:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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53 Funny appearance quotes

Funny appearance quotes 😄 are the perfect way to embrace our quirks and laugh at the little things that make us unique. Whether it’s a quirky hair day or a fashion misstep 👗, these quotes remind us that it’s okay to have a chuckle at ourselves. Dive into a world where humor meets self-love, and discover how a lighthearted perspective can turn any bad hair day into a comedy show 🎭. Get ready to giggle and embrace your fabulous self!

New funny appearance quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Commentary:
I'm off to spread some joy with my face, the neighbourhood deserves it! 🌟😎🚶‍♂️
4 days ago
Share →: The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Commentary:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why is my life a sitcom after all? 😂🤷‍♀️✨
5 days ago
Share →: Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Commentary:
Magic like that must come with a toilet wand and a splash of confidence 💩✨📸
5 days ago
Share →: I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Commentary:
Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂
6 days ago
Share →: Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Commentary:
Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn
1 week ago
Share →: Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Commentary:
Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️‍♂️🙈
2 weeks ago
Share →: Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Commentary:
Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: “You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Commentary:
Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣
3 weeks ago
Share →: People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Breaking via Telegram:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Just landed via Reddit:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Making waves on Facebook:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Spotted on Facebook:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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