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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?
We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.
You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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4 days ago
Share →: The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Commentary:
"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Commentary:
"Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! 😂🕰️🚪"
1 month ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
1 month ago
Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
1 month ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Commentary:
Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨
3 months ago
Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Commentary:
"Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Commentary:
"Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don't worry, hairless cats, we still think you're purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay"
3 months ago
Share →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Commentary:
"Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"
3 months ago
Share →: You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Commentary:
"Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"