42 Funny appearance quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.
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  1 week ago

  View →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?
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  4 months ago

  View →: We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.
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  4 months ago

  View →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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