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5 months ago
Share →: Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between chasing dreams or staying in the realm of reality 🤔 Let's unleash those delusions and see where they take us! Who knows, we might just stumble upon a unicorn or two 🦄✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Commentary:
"Me: No thanks, I'm already dizzy from trying to keep up with my own life's chaos 🌀🤪 #LifeInASpiral"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Commentary:
Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick
6 months ago
Share →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Commentary:
"Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"
6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
6 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"
6 months ago
Share →: The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Just call it contemporary folklore 🤣 Sweatpants: the unofficial uniform of productivity and comfort 🎨💼 Who needs fancy costumes when you have the versatility of sweatpants? 💁‍♂️👖 #FashionForward #CasualChic"
6 months ago
Share →: You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"
6 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Commentary:
"If only we had known, we could have brought our cozy onesies and fluffy slippers! 🎉💤 Next time, let's schedule a 'Pajama Party Meeting.' Who says productivity and comfort can't go hand in hand? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"