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29 Funny commentary quotes

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

20 hours ago

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

1 week ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

2 weeks ago

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

3 weeks ago

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

3 weeks ago

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

2 months ago

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

2 months ago

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

2 months ago

Some people are like ads, just skip.

2 months ago

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

2 months ago

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

2 months ago

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

2 months ago

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

2 months ago

Cancel culture has been canceled.

2 months ago

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

2 months ago

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

2 months ago

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

2 months ago

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

2 months ago

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

2 months ago

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

2 months ago

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

2 months ago

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

2 months ago

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

3 months ago

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

3 months ago

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

3 months ago

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

3 months ago

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

3 months ago

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

3 months ago

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

3 months ago