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26 Funny commentary quotes

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Some people are like ads, just skip.

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
People aren't so bad if you stay indoors and don't talk to them.

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The new American dream is an alien invasion.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Cancel culture has been canceled.

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025