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  • He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Yeah, he’s just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?”

  • Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

    Commentary:
    “When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶”

  • There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari”

  • Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

    Commentary:
    “2023: The year we proudly graduated from ‘Idiocracy Academy’ without even realizing it! 🤪📚🎓”

  • At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

    Commentary:
    “Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell ‘I object!’ like you’re at a wedding! 🎩😂📖”

  • Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

    Commentary:
    “Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪”

  • Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

    Commentary:
    “Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪”

  • What an embarrassing time to be alive.

    Commentary:
    “Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom”

  • Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs”

  • The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of “Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?” and it seems like they’re winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it’s time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they’re rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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