61 Funny commentary quotes

• I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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  2 hours ago

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• A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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  3 hours ago

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• You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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  5 hours ago

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• So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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  13 hours ago

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• “Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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  21 hours ago

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• They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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  1 day ago

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• “Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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  1 day ago

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• “There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

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  7 days ago

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• I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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  2 weeks ago

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• People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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  2 weeks ago

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