41 Funny commentary quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  Commentary:
  When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

  Commentary:
  Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

  Commentary:
  "Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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  Commentary:
  "Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

  Commentary:
  "When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

  Commentary:
  "2023: The year we proudly graduated from 'Idiocracy Academy' without even realizing it! 🤪📚🎓"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

  Commentary:
  "Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"

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