16 Funny complete quotes

• Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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  6 days ago

  awkward, awkward situation, charade, complete, confrontation, end, humor, interaction, little, saying, situation, social, social interaction, stopping, stranger, street

• It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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  6 days ago

  beautiful, Christmas, complete, email, emails, getting, give, holiday, holiday season, humor, just, people, procrastination, season, sentence, time, work, year

• Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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  6 days ago

  animal, animal chase, chase, chased, chicken, childhood, complete, dog, even, funny memory, goat, memory, worse

• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  6 days ago

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

• My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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  1 week ago

  aging, almost, anger, angry, bitter, bitterness, complete, humor, old, old woman, sarcasm, transformation, woman

• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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  1 week ago

  assistance, checkout, complete, employees, experience, funny experience, help, humor, me, self-checkout, shopping, three, yesterday

• Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, buy, care, complete, deodorant, gift, give, humor, i, just, me, need, never, people, personal, personal care, situation, sometimes, strangers

• In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward question, comedy, complete, conversation, deep, deep gaze, flirting, gaze, humor, interview, job, job interview, lips, me, parted, parted lips, question, response, you complete me

• If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, complete, conversations, easy-going, fun, fun activity, missing, socializing, sports, strangers, whole, world

• I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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  3 weeks ago

  able, attention, attention span, being, check, complete, curiosity, distraction, feet, focus, hours, i, just, legs, miss, penguin, phone, procrastination, read, reading, sentence, span, study

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