Funny complete quotes

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

If you don't like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he's in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he's accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

HR: "Please complete our anonymous survey." My boss then later: "Don't forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team."

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025