If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers. Posted on18 hours ago
I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet. Posted on2 days ago
I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks. Posted on3 days ago
A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. Posted on3 days ago
I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”. Posted on4 days ago
HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.” Posted on4 days ago
I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste. Posted on5 days ago
In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” Posted on1 week ago