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Funny convince quotes

Funny convince quotes are your secret weapon to charm, win debates, and sprinkle humor into every conversation πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you’re trying to persuade friends or lighten the mood, these witty lines bring laughs and clever twists that make convincing a breeze πŸŽ‰πŸ—£οΈ Get ready to master the art of persuasion with a smile and a giggle! πŸ˜‚πŸ€

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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