Funny convince quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

  Commentary:
  Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

  Commentary:
  Trying to change someone's mind on the internet? 🐪 Good luck, you might have better odds getting that camel through a needle! 🪡😅 #OnlineDebates #MissionImpossible

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