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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Peloton guy yelling β€œtwo more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Making waves on Reddit:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

Seen just now on Threads:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Making waves on TikTok:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Making waves on Instagram:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My boyfriend just said β€œI encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has copied:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Just landed via WeChat:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Just landed via Facebook:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Going viral on YouTube:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Going viral on YouTube:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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