118 Funny crazy quotes

• High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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• So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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• Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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• Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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• I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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• Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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