I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.