My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don't want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old ninja days – when headbands were cool, and stealth was your best friend! 🥋😄 These days, kids are more likely to encounter virtual ninjas in video games than the real deal sneaking up on them! Remember, the silent but deadly ninja skills are forever timeless, just like a trusty pair of leg warmers. 😉🦹‍♂️ #NostalgiaNinjas

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only cure for a cold is a heavy dose of tea and a sprinkle of British charm! 🍵🇬🇧 Who knew a sore throat could make you start curtsying to inanimate objects and asking for crumpets? Let's hope the Queen doesn't invite you for high tea anytime soon!" 😄👑

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really nailed the ancient dance moves but ended up taking it a bit too far! 🕺🇪🇬 Don't worry, a visit to a Cairo "practor" should straighten things out – just make sure they know how to bust a move like a Pharaoh! 💃😆

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Commentary:
Oh, how the turntables have tabled! 🖥️💔 Who would've thought Plankton was actually ahead of his time in the dating game? 🤣 Maybe we should reevaluate who the real relationship guru is in Bikini Bottom! 😉🦑 #PlanktonKnowsBest

The '90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Commentary:
Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can't leave.

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingLife"

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Commentary:
"Guys, let's get our facts straight before launching our fashion choices into orbit 🚀👨‍🚀 Can anyone hum the tune of 'Space Odyssey' or 'Rocket Man'? 🎶🌌 #FashionFail #LostInSpace"