615 Funny day quotes

• And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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  7 days ago

  beer, casual, casual phrase, day, hold, humor, life, phrase, unexpected

• Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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  7 days ago

  closer, coming, culture, day, dystopia, every, future, humor, Idiocracy, pop, pop culture, prediction, satire, society, true

• Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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  7 days ago

  another, daily, daily life, day, humor, life, meaningless, outlook, pessimism, sarcasm, suffering, tomorrow, us

• The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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  7 days ago

  daily, daily struggle, day, exist, existence, fact, humor, i, irritation, least, me, once, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, struggle

• I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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  7 days ago

  bedrotting, born, day, generation, humor, i, laziness, life, love, media, modern, modern life, right, scrolling, social, social media, through, Twitter

• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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  7 days ago

  anything, care, daily, daily struggle, day, dialogue, every, frustration, humor, i, idiot, inner, inner dialogue, me, own, self-awareness, self-care, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, single, struggle, take, why

• Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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  7 days ago

  anyone, bad, bad day, comfort, comfort food, day, food, food idea, free, free food, having, humor, idea, pizza, should

• And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

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  7 days ago

  age, daily, daily life, day, every, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, just, learned, learning, life, memory, new, old, something, today

• Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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  7 days ago

  1918, armistice, around, celebration, clapping, day, everyone, great, guy, humor, saying, soldier, team, teamwork, things, trench, victory, walking, war, work

• Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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  1 week ago

  accent, behavior, day, desert, desert island, drop, feel, gay, humor, island, social, social behavior, stereotype, stranded, survival, thing, voice

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