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305 Funny day quotes

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Caesar, looking shocked: "Is it bring your knife to work day or something?"

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025