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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I’m sorry I said β€œI look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph β€” I prefer the term β€œthe alien from Alien.”

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Just landed via Messenger:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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