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"Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! ππ§¦π"
368 Funny day quotes
Funny day quotes are here to add a dash of humor to any kind of day, whether it’s a Monday or a βmehβ Wednesday! ππ From surviving bad days to celebrating the good ones, these quotes remind us that sometimes all you need is a funny outlook to turn a regular day into something special. Bring on the laughs β whatever day it is! ππβ
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- Turns out that ending meetings with βhave the day you deserveβ has made me some enemies at work.
- Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.
- What if your dog one day just randomly said βNobody is going to believe youβ and never spoke again.
- Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.
- People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! ποΈπ€π Late, but with style!" -
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"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! π§ββοΈβ°ππ" -
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"Why limit it to today? I'm embracing 'unforeseen circumstances' as a lifestyle! ππ€ͺ" -
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"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes πΆπ€¦ββοΈ #FeelingAntique" -
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π΄βοΈ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! ππͺ" -
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"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! ππ£ #LivingOnTheEdge" -
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"Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! ππΆββοΈπ¨" -
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"When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! πβ‘οΈπ #AdultingStrikesAgain" -
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"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! β°βπ΄"
Top Funny Day Quotes π₯
- I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
- That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.
- Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.
- Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.
- A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
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