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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.
The food hits different when it ain’t yours.
The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.
I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.
I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"
5 months ago
Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"
5 months ago
Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Commentary:
"Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Commentary:
"Who needs a thrilling night out when your top priority is turning in for a cozy night’s sleep? 🛌💤 It’s official: we’ve reached peak adulting when the highlight of our day is climbing into bed with fresh sheets and fluffy pillows! 😂 #adultinggoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that eagerly anticipating bedtime would be a highlight of adulthood? 🛏️💤 It's like being a kid again, just with more responsibilities and less energy! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"
5 months ago
Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. 🙄 Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. 💁‍♂️ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! 🦸‍♂️ #HubrisAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Commentary:
"Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛‍♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"
5 months ago
Share →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Commentary:
"🍿📽️ Ah, the classic tale of cinematic wars where differing opinions are declared 'personal assaults'! 🤣 Remember, folks, it's not just a movie, it's a battlefield! 💥💭 #FilmFights"