24 Funny fail quotes

• Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, AI evolution, apocalypse, Cloudflare, ever, evolution, fail, humor, imagine, internet, internet outage, joke, kill, outage, survival, tech, tech fail, technology, thing, trying, us

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  1 month ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  2 months ago

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• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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  2 months ago

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• I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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  2 months ago

  dignity, exercise, fail, hamstring, humor, i, injury, once, tried, yoga

• If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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  2 months ago

  50, calculation, every, fail, failed, humor, i, ID, joke, math, money, school, test

• What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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  2 months ago

  boot, bootlicker, consequence, fail, humor, irony, justice, karma, punishment, sarcasm, too, understand

• Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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  2 months ago

  assistant, device, ever, fail, frustration, humor, just, Siri, smart, smart device, tech, tech fail, technology, voice, voice assistant, work

• I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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  2 months ago

  chef, cook, cooking, cooking fail, dinner, fail, food, humor, kitchen, mess, pan

• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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  2 months ago

  bag, cooking, cooking fail, cutting, fail, food, food struggle, frozen, frozen vegetable, humor, kitchen, kitchen humor, relatable, relatable humor, resealable, resealable bag, struggle, toxic, toxic trait, trait, vegetable, vegetables

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