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13 Funny fail quotes

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025
If I were an organ, I'd fail.

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025