Funny feeding quotes

• Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, butter, crime, drink, feeding, food, funny scenario, giving, humor, joke, nothing, peanut, peanut butter, prank, sandwich, scenario, should, someone, story, thirst, true

• Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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  4 weeks ago

  airplane, baby, babysitting, feeding, funny situation, here, humor, i, just, know, parenting, right, saying, situation, twin, weird

• If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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  1 month ago

  comparison, feeding, function, humor, kid, kids, need, noisy, offline, printer

• Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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  1 month ago

  deed, feeding, good, good deed, humor, irony, punishment, seagull

• I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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  1 month ago

  army, crow, feeding, humor, worry, WWIII

• I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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  1 month ago

  asking, child, feeding, feeds, feel, food, healing, i, inner, inner child, kindness, me, sharing, someone, surprise

• Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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  1 month ago

  actually, cannibal, capture, feeding, food, getting, humor, irony, joke, me, survival, terrifying, thought, unexpected, well

• Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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  1 month ago

  activity, bird, birds, depression, feeding, good, health, hobby, mental, mental health, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, porch, pretty, relaxation, sitting, squirrel, squirrels, treatment

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