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Funny feeding quotes

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

3 months ago

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

3 months ago

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

3 months ago

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

3 months ago

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

3 months ago