Funny feeding quotes

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don't know, just feels weird.

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025