83 Funny forgetfulness quotes

• ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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  50s, aging, forgetfulness, health, help, humor, memory, remember, reminder, supplement, take, today, welcome

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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  ask, conversation, fault, faults, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, interaction, listen, memory, name, social, social interaction, someone

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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  brain, confusion, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, habit, humor, i, joke, learn, life, memory, need, new, old, old habit, remember, room, something, why

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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  adult, adult hack, again, away, carefully, favourite, forgetfulness, hack, humor, i, important, important thing, life, life skill, lose, never, organization, put, skill, something, thing

• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

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