Funny Funny quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

  Commentary:
  "Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

  Commentary:
  "When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

  Commentary:
  "Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟‍♂️🤣"

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