26 Funny Funny quotes — Wordgag ツ

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

3 days ago3 days ago

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

1 month ago1 month ago

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

1 month ago1 month ago

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

1 month ago1 month ago

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

2 months ago2 months ago

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

2 months ago2 months ago

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

2 months ago2 months ago

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

2 months ago2 months ago

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

2 months ago2 months ago

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

2 months ago2 months ago