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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Just landed via Instagram:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Making waves on Instagram:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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40 shares on Messenger this month:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

11 shares on Slack this month:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

49 shares on Slack this month:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Breaking via Snapchat:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Making waves on Facebook:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Going viral on Slack:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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