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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.
I hope your day is as nice as my ass.
I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.
Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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14 hours ago
Share →: I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Commentary:
"Sending this email was the adult version of saying 'I dare you to sleep tonight!' 😴📧😂"
6 days ago
Share →: I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Commentary:
"Here's to caffeine being my daily dose of reality armor! ☕💪😂"
1 week ago
Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Commentary:
"When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Commentary:
"Sending positive vibes and bed sheets for everyone's well-being! 😜🛌 #MentalHealthMatters"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Commentary:
"Haunted house: Spooky fun. Structural repairs: Spooky bills! 👻🔨💸"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I hope my email finds you enraged.

Commentary:
"Your email finally found me… just as I was calming down after the last one! 📧😂🙃"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Commentary:
"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
1 month ago
Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Commentary:
"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"