3512 Funny i quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

  Commentary:
  "Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

  Commentary:
  "Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! 😂💆‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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