575 Funny know quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"

  bathroom, bathroom mirror, draw, every, finger, finger gun, gun, guns, humor, just, know, mirror, morning, never, practice, quick, quick draw, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉

  advice, buy, cake, celebration, hear, humor, i, indulgence, know, motivation, need, needs, occasion, special, special occasion, treat

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤

  anger, annoyance, breathing, daily, daily routine, frustration, got, hate, humor, i, know, list, lot, mad, me, routine, sarcasm, sigh, someone, something, yesterday

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving! 🙃⏰✨

  anticipation, guys, humor, know, Monday, only, procrastination, should, still, thought, weekday, weekend, weekend anticipation, workweek

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can someone point me to the ATM that dispenses "confusion cash"? 💸🤔😅

  always, am, confusion, dollar, every, getting, going, humor, i, ID, irony, know, money, sarcasm, time, unexpected, why

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦‍♂️💭😂

  awareness, health, humor, i, know, mad, madness, mental, mental health, myself, self, self-awareness, self-talk, start, talk, talking, talking to myself

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Being a deluxe buffet for mosquitoes wasn't my career plan 🍽️🦟🙄

  absolutely, am, annoyance, bite, delicious, hate, humor, i, insect, know, mosquito

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oops, I dropped my vocabulary under the couch—guess I’m stuck in a minor word crisis! 🤔📚😅

  apology, communication, enough, excuse, hang, humor, i, know, socializing, sorry, vocabulary, words

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨

  applying, balm, behavior, confidence, funny behavior, humor, know, lip, lip balm, move, power, power move, self-care, situation, social, social situation, watching

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅

  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

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