Commentary:
Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it's coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It's like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we're the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering "Abracadabra, fib away" 😂🎩! It's the lie that keeps on giving, isn't it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!
36 Funny listening quotes
Trending Funny Listening Quotes 🔥
- Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
- I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.
- Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
- Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
- People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
More funny listening quotes 👇
-
-
Commentary:
Ah, the intricate art of dad lecturing – where enthusiasm meets obliviousness in a battle of wills! 🤓👧👦 Stay strong, dads, your wisdom may fall on deaf ears now, but one day they'll appreciate your niche expertise… maybe. 😉📚 #MasterOfDadJokes -
Commentary:
"Big kudos to my kids for giving selective hearing a whole new meaning! 🙉🙊 Parenting: where communication goes to take a vacation! 😂 #ParentingProblems" -
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly" -
Commentary:
Oh, the classic dilemma of having neighbors with questionable taste in music 🎵🙉 They might not know it, but they're getting a free concert every day! 🤣 Just imagine the internal struggle as they try to resist jamming out to some unexpected tunes coming from next door! 🎶😄 -
Commentary:
"Life is shorter than a kid's attention span… unless you're listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities"
Top Funny Listening Quotes 🔥
- My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.
- It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
- My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
- My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
- My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
For even more funny listening quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny listening quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
Got a favorite? Share these funny listening quotes with someone who needs a smile today. 🤗
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
355 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
7 minutes ago