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Funny literally quotes are here to tickle your brain and crack you up! 😂 Whether you love wordplay, silly misunderstandings, or just a good laugh 🤪, these gems take “literally” to a whole new level. Ready to LOL and maybe even facepalm? 🙈 Dive in and enjoy the perfect combo of wit and whimsy that’ll brighten your day! ✨📚

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo on Nov 14, 2025 by slickboy.

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, best, entertainment, follow, follower, fun, good, humor, literally, media, need, social, social media, thing, TikTok, time, video on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Commentary:
Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Commentary:
When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged favorite, favorite phrase, favourite, humor, literal, literal meaning, literally, meaning, phrase, phrases, point, sometimes, wordplay on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Commentary:
Youngest siblings: The ultimate challenge where "I don't know" is their secret weapon! 😂🎮👶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boss, family, family joke, final, final boss, humor, incompetence, joke, literally, sibling, sibling humor, siblings, weaponized, weaponized incompetence, youngest, youngest sibling on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Commentary:
Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, attitude, bigger, bigger person, both, conflict, hell, humor, i, literally, never, person, sarcasm, want on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Commentary:
Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, biologically, biology, connect, connection, daily, eat, else, enjoy, enjoyment, everything, food, fun, good, human, human connection, humans, humor, laid, life, life advice, literally, motivation, reminder, yourself on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Commentary:
Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Commentary:
Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, communication, humor, i, identity, language, literally, nothing, usage, word, word usage, words on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Commentary:
Streets be spillin' the tea I just brewed ☕️🤫😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, creativity, expression, fun, going, humor, i, joke, just, lie, literally, love, phrase, pretend, say, saying, something, speech, streets on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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