19 Funny literally quotes — Wordgag ツ

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

3 days ago3 days ago

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

3 days ago3 days ago

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

5 days ago5 days ago

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

1 month ago1 month ago

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

1 month ago1 month ago

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

1 month ago1 month ago

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

1 month ago1 month ago

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

1 month ago1 month ago

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

1 month ago1 month ago

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

1 month ago1 month ago

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

2 months ago2 months ago

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

2 months ago2 months ago

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

2 months ago2 months ago

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

2 months ago2 months ago

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

2 months ago2 months ago

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

2 months ago2 months ago

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago