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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Seen just now on Threads:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Trending via TikTok:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Trending via WeChat:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Live now on Twitch:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Going viral on Reddit:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Just shared via Facebook:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Just landed via TikTok:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Making waves on Reddit:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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